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Sunday, July 26, 2015

I am a Disgrace


Last Sunday,I proclaimed loudly that I was back on the losing team. I further push the audacity stating that I would lose 1.5 pound in a week.
This morning when I stepped on the scale my number was 169 lbs. This is a drop of only 1.2 lb. I will be living in shame for the rest of this week, I'm short .3 lb from my goal.
I'll understand if no one read my posts ever again. I wish I had excuses, but I have been too busy walking and had no time to come up with good ones, so instead here some bad one:
I was force fed while sleeping.
My bowels were full (I told you it was bad excuses).
I ate too much fruits.
By mistake, one morning, I put cream instead of milk in my coffee.
I walked by a neighbor and it smelt like bacon, I overfill my lungs.
I was wearing my socks.
I have wax in my ears.

9 comments:

  1. Shaaaame on you! :D

    -WWE

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  2. The 3rd to last was my favorite one.

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    1. This week I change my route so that I would not walk by him anymore!

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  3. Or it might be nose hair. Men over 50 develop hair in their nose. You might want to trim it before you step on the scale next time :)

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    1. hahahaha the best response, don't forget ears hair too... it all add up at the end!

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  4. I am ashamed of you. Couldn't you walk another 100,000 steps and weigh yourself again?

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    1. Nah I would not want to over do it... 150,000 in a week is about as crazy as I'll get LOL

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  5. Hey Richard 1.2 is a loss, which many would be happy with ...

    But I loved reading your excuses!

    Hope your week has started well.

    All the best Jan

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