Lately
I got a new problem, one that I didn't realize could be happening,
one that make me uncomfortable; The cat got out of the bag! The train
derailed! The fish is swimming outside the pound! Little Richard is
getting away!
Yes
my Fruit of the loom are too big and are not giving me the much need
support anymore. It started a few weeks ago, I was sitting around
with people and I felt a draft. When everything is in its proper
place, I don't feel draft. So discretely, I went to the bathroom and
put everything back to where it should never get out in the first
place.
As
soon I sited back, I knew there was a big problem, having a mind of
its own, little Richard was out again. You just can't discretely move
thing around when you are surround. Maybe you think so what? I WAS
WEARING SHORT!
Maybe
the solution would be to go commando, but I'm really uneasy about
that plus I like to keep hold of the situation (figuratively
speaking) so today I will be going shopping.
I
haven't been shopping for underwear for a looooong time, the one I
have were just fine, if you don't take into account the free way.
I
just don't know if there has been some new kind of undies out there.
I don't want to be seen at Walmart looking at all the picture of the
new and improve article out there. It might look like I'm a pervert,
so I'll wait when the section is empty, walk to the rack and act like
I'm looking at my watch... see the important thing is to have a plan.
No
need to beg or plead, I Will not post pictures, little Richard
is shy this way.
Now
a public announcement: For sale large size Fruit of the Loom, still
working band, no hole and no stain. They come in all colors (extra
for leotard) however, you'll have to get your own accessories.
Ahhh! Why did I read this post? Why didn't you put a disclaimer at the top: not safe to read for any children I might have? :D
ReplyDelete-WWE
Do you think it's a "touchy" subject? LOL
DeleteI'm sorry, but this had me cracking up! Sorry about the escape of Little Richard - get you some undies that fit STAT!
ReplyDeleteNothing to be sorry, just go ahead laugh at my demise, but I'm telling you, the loom will not be singing outside its cage for very long!
DeleteDemande au moins a "little Richard" son avis......il est peut etre content lui d'avoir enfin de l'air frais!!!!
ReplyDeleteNon je ne voudrais pas que ca lui monte à la tête LOL
DeleteSi jamais tu connais quelqu'un qui se cherche des larges... tu sais comment me rejoindre hahaha
This was super funny. And I have one coming up about boobs, so there ya go. Good stuff. Have a great day and boogie boogie.
ReplyDeleteAre YOU going to post pictures Ivy??
DeleteWho me?
DeleteOh, the memories. Me as a teenager sitting on the floor with a group of people and a boy in shorts sitting on a chair, me looking up, seeing right up the pants leg... so awkward and embarrassing! I do not suggest going commando in shorts!
ReplyDeleteGood advice Natalie, I try to remember this next time I have a group of senior sitting on the floor while I'm on a chair LOL
DeleteBAHAHAHAHA! This is the funniest post I've read all day :) Looks like Little Richard wants to get out and explore the world. Best to strap him in before he scares someone!
ReplyDeleteLittle Richard is not into strap... that I know of LOL
DeleteGood Golly Ms. Molly, Little Richard is back on tour!
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