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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Hanging Out

Lately I got a new problem, one that I didn't realize could be happening, one that make me uncomfortable; The cat got out of the bag! The train derailed! The fish is swimming outside the pound! Little Richard is getting away!
Yes my Fruit of the loom are too big and are not giving me the much need support anymore. It started a few weeks ago, I was sitting around with people and I felt a draft. When everything is in its proper place, I don't feel draft. So discretely, I went to the bathroom and put everything back to where it should never get out in the first place.
As soon I sited back, I knew there was a big problem, having a mind of its own, little Richard was out again. You just can't discretely move thing around when you are surround. Maybe you think so what? I WAS WEARING SHORT!
Maybe the solution would be to go commando, but I'm really uneasy about that plus I like to keep hold of the situation (figuratively speaking) so today I will be going shopping.
I haven't been shopping for underwear for a looooong time, the one I have were just fine, if you don't take into account the free way.
I just don't know if there has been some new kind of undies out there. I don't want to be seen at Walmart looking at all the picture of the new and improve article out there. It might look like I'm a pervert, so I'll wait when the section is empty, walk to the rack and act like I'm looking at my watch... see the important thing is to have a plan.
No need to beg or plead, I Will not post pictures, little Richard is shy this way.
Now a public announcement: For sale large size Fruit of the Loom, still working band, no hole and no stain. They come in all colors (extra for leotard) however, you'll have to get your own accessories.

14 comments:

  1. Ahhh! Why did I read this post? Why didn't you put a disclaimer at the top: not safe to read for any children I might have? :D

    -WWE

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    1. Do you think it's a "touchy" subject? LOL

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  2. I'm sorry, but this had me cracking up! Sorry about the escape of Little Richard - get you some undies that fit STAT!

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    1. Nothing to be sorry, just go ahead laugh at my demise, but I'm telling you, the loom will not be singing outside its cage for very long!

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  3. Demande au moins a "little Richard" son avis......il est peut etre content lui d'avoir enfin de l'air frais!!!!

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    1. Non je ne voudrais pas que ca lui monte à la tête LOL

      Si jamais tu connais quelqu'un qui se cherche des larges... tu sais comment me rejoindre hahaha

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  4. This was super funny. And I have one coming up about boobs, so there ya go. Good stuff. Have a great day and boogie boogie.

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  5. Oh, the memories. Me as a teenager sitting on the floor with a group of people and a boy in shorts sitting on a chair, me looking up, seeing right up the pants leg... so awkward and embarrassing! I do not suggest going commando in shorts!

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    1. Good advice Natalie, I try to remember this next time I have a group of senior sitting on the floor while I'm on a chair LOL

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  6. BAHAHAHAHA! This is the funniest post I've read all day :) Looks like Little Richard wants to get out and explore the world. Best to strap him in before he scares someone!

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    1. Little Richard is not into strap... that I know of LOL

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  7. Good Golly Ms. Molly, Little Richard is back on tour!

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