Goodbye my old friend. You have been so faithful these last twenty years. There have been ups and downs, and you were always there, hugging me.
I don’t even remember how we met. I’m sure you were amongst so many others who could also have been as perfect a match as you, but you had a certain je-ne-sais-quoi I couldn’t resist.
You never judged me, you adapted to all my changes, within your limits. I never let you fulfil your hole potential even though it came really close.
You probably felt I was pressuring you too much sometimes and you sure buckled up!
If I had to start over, we would probably never meet. But we can’t change the past. There is just not enough space around me for you anymore.
Know that I liked you the way you were. I will not punch you another eye, you deserve better than this!
It’s not you, it’s me. I’ll find others to hold me back but you will not be forgotten. I am letting you go.
Goodbye my
leathery friend!
Tres bon!!!
ReplyDeleteMerci!
DeleteIs it funny how inanimate objects kind of travel the journey WITH us?
ReplyDeleteSarah
www.thinfluenced.com
Nothing funny... I lost a friend!!! :)
DeleteHAHAHAHA...*snort*...HAHAHAHA It's that type of post. A snort-laughing type :) Some friends are toxic and we need to get rid of them. I'm sure your trusty friend will find someone else to hug :)
ReplyDeleteMy friend is retired now, it started to show its age. I tried to find an anti-aging cream but it will not have solved problem number 1... pants need some support or it could get really uncomfortable outside :)
DeleteCute. Congratulations on needing a new belt.
ReplyDeleteLori
Ya right now I have to go shopping... Maybe I should punch one more eyes :)
DeleteLoved it! Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteYou are heartless men LOL
DeleteYou kill me.
ReplyDeleteDo you mean: killing you softy with my post? (On the song by the Carpenters)
DeleteYes, why that is just what I mean.
DeleteFunny man.
Brilliant, enjoyable post ............
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan
Thanks Jan, it's a bit like a soap TV show, sometimes its humor, sometimes it's dramatic, but at least, no one die! :)
DeleteWell, I guess it's always nice to have a spare belt to...I dunno, tie up hostages? Beat up kids? Oh my goodness, THROW THAT THING AWAY!
ReplyDelete-WWE
My dear daughter, when I die you can have the belt! As a mater of fact, don't wait for my passing, you can have it right now, just send me a check for 19.95$ and I'll send it to you. It's a special for you because you are my own child, anyone else it would be 29.95$ and that would be one time offer only. ha ha ha
DeleteOh, when I saw the picture I thought it was a dog collar. I was reading the whole post thinking your pet had died. Sad. So glad it's just a belt!
ReplyDeleteDid you say: "JUST a belt"? Unbelievable! I'm so hurt, you are going to push me toward the bottle... water bottle of course :)
DeleteR.I.P. Belt.
ReplyDeleteCongrats pawpaw unit! :)
- Hairy Toes
Hahaha! You are a going great :-)
ReplyDelete-TTH