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Friday, February 20, 2015

Top Secret



What follows is from years of observation, research and personal experience.

If you want to lose weight and maintain it follow these steps:

1. Eat less and eat more

Less
- Fried food
Soft Drink
Cheese and Cream (ice)
- Bread
Cake, Cookie or pie
- Bacon
- Butter
- Enter your own here

More
- Vegetables
- Fruits
- Water
 
2. Be more active


See, you don’t need to buy expensive products, this is FREE, however if you send me $29.95 with a prepaid stamped envelope, I’ll send you a copy of this secret in my very own hand writing.  For the first one thousand customers, I’ll butter up the offer with the following pearl of wisdom: Popcorn; not just corn that pops.

5 comments:

  1. Oh you...hahaha! I wonder if anyone will actually send you money :)

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    1. Martha you have my address right?

      You better hurry up to send your check if you want to qualify in the first 1000... I can't just bypass the rule and privilege my friends! I have integrity!

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  2. Popcorn isn't just corn that pops? Now I have to know your secrets!!! What's your address???

    - WWE

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    1. WWE you will have to ask your sistah, she is so much more closer to us!

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    2. Sniff, sniff! :D

      - WWE

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