What follows is from years of observation, research and
personal experience.
If you want to lose weight and maintain it follow these
steps:
Less
- Fried food
- Soft Drink
- Soft Drink
- Cheese and
Cream (ice)
- Bread
- Cake,
Cookie or pie
- Bacon
- Butter
- Enter your
own here
More
- Vegetables
- Fruits
- Water
See, you don’t
need to buy expensive products, this is FREE, however if you send me
$29.95 with a prepaid stamped envelope, I’ll send you a copy of this secret in my very own hand writing. For the first
one thousand customers, I’ll butter up the offer with the following pearl of
wisdom: Popcorn; not just corn that pops.
Oh you...hahaha! I wonder if anyone will actually send you money :)
ReplyDeleteMartha you have my address right?
DeleteYou better hurry up to send your check if you want to qualify in the first 1000... I can't just bypass the rule and privilege my friends! I have integrity!
Popcorn isn't just corn that pops? Now I have to know your secrets!!! What's your address???
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WWE you will have to ask your sistah, she is so much more closer to us!
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