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Monday, April 18, 2016

New Exercise Plan

Today the day started really early, I had to go in town, during morning traffic rush... where all those people were going to? Never mind there is a really bad word that come back from my past w-o-r-k.
I can't believe last week I spent over 20 hours on the road coming back from Florida and today a small round trip of less than 3 hours and I'm beat. Maybe I'm already into nature mode where the traffic in front of my home has been mainly deer. Downtown, there were cars, buses, traffic lights, stops... it's crazy, why people lived in city?
I am so excite about this Exercise that I found by myself. If everyone start doing it, it will be so good... It involves bending down and coming back up, some walking is also required. What is it? No one ever ask... Before end I'll just describe the scene:
I had to picked up some stuff that was store at my daughter's condo. The sun was shinning, birds were singing. I had a tune playing in my mind: “it's a beautiful day” behind me Walt Disney castle was... oh wait is it too much?
Any way as I was walking back and forth, I noticed on the ground a piece of discard paper. I stopped, slowly bend down, pick it up, and slowly get back up. I walk a few more feet, same thing happen, someone had through out an empty pacs of cigarettes, walk further more papers. The more I was doing it the better I felt. So I though what a great way to exercise, I'm outside and picked up trash. I'm getting in better shape from someone offensive action. SCREW THEM I keep all the trash to myself.
I looked across the street, there was a lady doing exactly the same thing, I hate competition and I wanted to run to the outer side and tell her to find her own exercise (I'm going to copywrite my new exercise plan) but I run this scenario in my head first and chasing away a women might not be perceived for it's worthwhile value. 
 

11 comments:

  1. Good job on picking up the trash!

    -WWE

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    1. I had a lot of experience... I have been picking up after my kids for 30 years LOL

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  2. Oh I hate bending over! But it's probably good for me. I can't understand why people just throw their rubbish on the ground anywhere, whether it's a place they pass every day and have to look at, or somewhere they'll never see again, still stupid.

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    1. It drives me nut (but I don't have far to travel I'm already half nut LOL) to see people living their crap all over. And often, there is a garbage can at less than 5 steps from them, just lazy!

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  3. HAHAHA! Don't keep this to yourself (even if you don't like the competition). Market this exercise and you'll start a trend! People will be in good shape and the cities will be cleaner than they've ever been :)

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    1. Hey if you send me $19.95, I'll send you the plan LOL

      When I was living in Germany, I traveled in some of the Scandinavia countries. I was amaze at how clean it was. You would not see trash anywhere. I guess the people were proud of their country.

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  4. LOL I would have loved to see the video of you chasing her away :) seriously though - good cause for good exercise!

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    1. Thanks and welcome O.E.

      I think it would have been a 2 part video... first part me running, second part, me getting fit for a straight jacket and driven away to a cuckoo facility LOL

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  5. It so annoys me to see litter / trash on the floor, why can't people just take it home with them Grrr ... even if it means you will have to find another source of exercise!

    All the best Jan

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  6. New exercise plan. You are too much.

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